I was thinking...

Amidst all of the unsettling things of the world today, I feel its necessary to take it upon myself to add to the controversy. A sort of gilding the uneasy lily. So here are a few very controversial statements which don't necessarily reflect my actual opinion, but exist simply for the purpose of this post. Let's see if you can handle the searing conflict from what's being said: It's okay to smell your fingers at any time. The next actor who plays James Bond should be a naturally redheaded white man. Mix equal parts Sprite, Dr. Pepper and Barq's Root Beer in one cup, and drink it all. Pizza can have sauce and toppings without cheese, and vice versa. Leave a window screen in the frame if it has a long tear all the way through it. Scratch a bug bite until it bleeds. Turning off a movie while an entire group is just getting into it isn't a bad thing. Dr. Suess books are difficult to read to children. Wear socks that have holes at the t

1.  2.  3.  4.  *Bonus*: Mark Twain bred many kittens, but there's no evidence Ernest Hemingway was the father. 5.  6. 7.  8.  9.  10. 

1. Bob Marley didn't go by the name "Robert". 2. Bob Dylan didn't go by the name "Bob Marley". 3. A string quartet isn't a group of four individual strings. 4. Bonnie Raitt and Tori Amos have one thing in common: fingers. 5. At least three members of The Who were men. 6. Pharrell Williams rhymes with "the rail Williams". 7. The average song has strong ties to music. 8. Sight-reading is often related to musical notes, often on paper. 9. Rap music isn't readily associated with bull-riding. *Bonus*: Most rap artists don't like being called "rappists". 10. Some movies play music, even during the movie.