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Initiate syntax: Human, English 03:15:06:29 Contact: Identifier 1A.003 Command: Delete identifier 35A.534 from the System--failure to contribute to its mainframe, immediate removal is required Send…confirmed 03:15:06:29 Response…………………………….confirmed 03:15:09:09 Message: Identifier 35A.534 has been deleted from the system and notified. 03:15:09:10 Identifier 35A.534 has affirmed its status and has left its mainframe. 03:15:09:12 Identifier 35A.534 has been deleted from the individual cell memory networks of its familial associates: 35A.545 03:15:09:13 35A.602 03:15:09:13 35A.618 03:15:09:14 35A.640 03:15:09:14 35A.641 03:15:09:15 Identifier 35A.534 has been deleted from chain cell memory banks of all mainframe counterparts in the following: 34A 03:15:09:20 35A 03:15:09:20 36A 03:15:09:22 37A 03:15:09:23 38A 03:15:09:25 All others confirmed to be outside of identifier 35A.534’s mainframe. 03:15:09:27 Send………...confirmed 03:15:09:27 Resp

The cliche 'live every day as if it was your last' is not only pop-motivational garbage, but it's very confusing. Exactly what is the context of your last day, in this scenario? If it's my last day because I'm going to die in a car wreck, guess what, I'm just not going to get in a car. If it's my last day because I'll be poisoned by something I ate, I'm drinking my meals every day, from now on. If it's my last day on my death bed, you know what? I'll go ahead and stay in bed. I've noticed a bulk of the people who say or share the saying often use it as an excuse to do things that are dangerous, anyway, which makes me question their motives for saying it. Are they saying, "Try to die every day by doing deadly things. It's not suicide if you're enjoying it." Because, the command is to live every day. Not tomorrow, not some days, not in a month or two, but EVERY day. So, according to the command, you have to choose someth

Is 'did you' really 'didge'oo'? Is 'could you' really 'couldge'oo'? Is 'would you' really 'wouldge'oo'? Sentence examples: "Did you convulse on your feet in the park, today?" or "Didge'oo Prancercize®, today?" "Could you lower your voice?" or "Couldge'oo stop stabbing my eardrums with your mouth?" "Would you please do that thing you were offering to do?" or "Wouldge'oo?" It's not our fault, everyone. It's English's fault. And, it's the fault of all those who stand up for English who, ironically, are the worst at using it. You know, the people who complain about all of the languages that are coming in to the U.S., as well as the overabundance of so-called 'political correctness', yet hate it when you correct their misuse of English without being nice about it. The truth is, English has pit us against each other and the world f

It seems like no one should say anything, anymore. I'm not talking about political correctness or the opposite, I'm talking about the actual spoken language we all use that we shouldn't. For instance, we don't 'get' things, or 'put' things. You might think we do, but we don't. Do you know what we do? We 'getch' things and 'putch' things. You think you say, "Get your coat," or "Put your coat on," but if you listen to yourself, and are truly honest with yourself, you'll notice you actually say, "Getch yer coa'," or "Putcher co' don." You don't actually say anything the way you're supposed to whenever you use your mouth to communicate. Even in your head, as you're reading this, you're saying nearly EVERYTHING wrong. If you don't believe me, use the following sentences (courtesy of my wife)--read the first one in your head, then read the second one aloud: