A Pun of Math... ... ...Puns
The average person is so mean. ― Once, I saw a movie about a graph. There were gaps in the story, though--I think it was missing a few plot points. ― "Hello? Yes, I have a problem: I can't see it, but I should have a spot on the upcoming graph, because, when you were still selling tickets, I ordered a pair." ― A hypotenuse wanted to get a loan, but its adjecent was stuck on a tangent and wouldn't cosine. ― My "Toilet Paper +" wasn't strong enough, so I got "Toilet Paper X" because it was multiply. ― I was about to pay extra for my credit card, but I suddenly lost interest. ― It was hard to keep track of how many forks and knives to use, per plate, because nobody had set the table. ― He went two feet an hour, but it was too late to meter. ― She tried to give her friend a broken abacus as a birthday present, but her friend yelled, "That doesn't count!" ― After being told they&#